- step: 0 name: welcome content: |- 🎭 Welcome to *Crazy Answers!* === {RAND The game where your answers end up answering questions you never asked 😂 || Answer honestly... the results could be ugly 😈 || 5 innocent questions. 5 honest answers. 1 absolutely unhinged combo. You in? 🎲 } === {IMG https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDZpdTViOHd6Z2VuY3l0YjVuZnE4OGZ3ejd3NW82YWlqbWlxZDFieiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1jy3pev2Eu5Ve/giphy.gif 300} options: - option: 0 type: goto text: I'm in, let's go value: 1 - step: 1 name: nombre content: |- Before we start — what's your name? >>> e.g. Jake options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 2 input: text - step: 2 name: r1 content: |- >>> *Question 1 of 5* === {{nombre}}, what would you do if you got stuck in an elevator with someone who just... won't stop farting? options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 3 input: text - step: 3 name: r2 content: |- >>> *Question 2 of 5* === What's the one piece of advice you'd give your 10-year-old self? options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 4 input: text - step: 4 name: r3 content: |- >>> *Question 3 of 5* === How would you tell a coworker their breath is absolutely destroying you? options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 5 input: text - step: 5 name: r4 content: |- >>> *Question 4 of 5* === You just won 5 million bucks in the lottery. What's the very first thing you do? options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 6 input: text - step: 6 name: r5 content: |- >>> *Question 5 of 5* === Last one, {{nombre}}... How would you describe your love life using a song title? options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 7 input: text - step: 7 name: drum_roll content: |- {RAND Alright... here comes the good part 😈 || Your answers are being processed by our extremely serious scientific algorithm 🔬 || Nice. The results are... deeply concerning 🫣 } === {IMG https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcGVibGc2bm0zYzh1ZHFhbTlhaXNoczByOW44cmEycm1vMjhldmRsYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z/giphy.gif 350} options: - option: 0 type: goto text: Show me my results value: 8 - step: 8 name: resultados content: |- 🎭 *{{nombre}}'s Crossed Results* === ❓ *Stuck in an elevator with a chronic farter — what do you do?* 💬 {{r4}} --- ❓ *What advice would you give your 10-year-old self?* 💬 {{r3}} --- ❓ *How would you tell your coworker their breath is killing you?* 💬 {{r1}} --- ❓ *You just won 5 million bucks. First thing you do?* 💬 {{r5}} --- ❓ *Your love life as a song title?* 💬 {{r2}} >>> The answers are yours. The questions... not so much 😂 options: - option: 0 type: goto text: 💌 Challenge a friend value: 9 - option: 1 type: goto text: 🔄 Play again value: 2 - step: 9 name: amigo_nombre content: |- Who are you dragging into this? 😈 === What's your friend's name? >>> e.g. Mike options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 10 input: text - step: 10 name: amigo_telefono content: |- And {{amigo_nombre}}'s WhatsApp number? >>> Include country code, e.g. 134612345678 options: - option: 0 type: goto text: '' value: 11 input: phone - step: 11 name: enviar_reto content: |- Done! 🎯 Hit the button below to send {{amigo_nombre}} the challenge 👇 >>> Their combo will be totally different from yours... or just as disastrous 😂 options: - option: 0 type: contact text: Hey {{amigo_nombre}}! I just played Crazy Answers at {SITE} and the result was... disturbing. Now it's your turn. Go to {URL} and open the chat. It's only 5 innocent questions. Whatever happens after that is on you. value: '{{amigo_telefono}}'